Confess your nightmare
October 31, 2008You know you’ve had one and you know you’ll have one tonight. And, seeing as it’s getting harder and harder to keep up with each other at the wall (and I’m too much of a lazy sack to keep posting things folks send in to twodreams), I’ve set up our own little confessional booth that any of us can call in to. I was planning on testing it a bit more, but figured we’d need it tonight. Especially after I saw this.
So, apparently, Ms. I Wanna Kill Myself and Don’t Care That Folks Need Me feels like staying in the mountains tonight. Yes. Tonight. WTF. I swear, if she wasn’t so damn hot.
So, if you survive the damn scream, call in and let us know you’re ok. Confess your nightmares. Whatever. I don’t care. Just call in. Especially if you see Saint Feline.
Yea very fancy pants new site. It has birds and spukhafte atmosphere and everything. So, aren’t you the least bit curious about where Ms. IWKMaDCTFNM has been for the last umpteen months? Just like some of us are curious about where you and I DON’T KNOW MAYBE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE STUPID DREAM WORLD have been, too??? Meanwhile, poor abandoned Providence’s only comfort has been the ability to lick itself in the nether regions, forced to wait for the return of… anyone. Some answers, please, would be nice. For starters, it’d be nice to know what’s been going on ‘behind the dreams,’ as it were.
Man, someone has his pants in a wad….we’ve been stuck in our own nightmares and dreamscape for almost a year (it feels that long, I guess). I suspect there’s gonna be some interesting posts in the confessional.
Um, why would I be curious as to where she’s been? It’s not like she’s fallen off the planet she’s just gotten a bit, um, unpredictable. Can’t really fault her for that though. Shit, what would you do if you had a bunch of nutters following you around convinced you were some sort saint and then you survive things that should kill you which pretty much cements your saintitude and then you learn that you’ve got some crazy technopathoshit going on and you like break websites or something. Give the chick a break. It can’t be easy being her.
And, damn, give me a break too. So I ditched for a few months. Moving to New York City ain’t exactly easy when you’re like us, you know. About the last thing I wanted to do was sit in front of a computer. I’ll try to get something more to your approval on the screen. In the meantime, maybe you’ll learn something from the shit folks are saying on nightmare confessions.
Yo sploit. Hey, not to be a jerk (or maybe just to be a jerk), how’s Max? Did he ever send you that map of the dreamscape? You’ve got a lot of Providences over here trying to figure out that damn thing and not being able to make a lick of sense of it. If you want I can send you over my map of the thing and you can tell me what’s wrong with it? Or whatever. You’ve probably got bigger fish to fry.
Hell if I know. I mean I think he’s alright. He sounds alright and last I saw him he was alright. Really he was a bit roughed up but the idiot goes around looking for fights. Can’t say I haven’t done the same but if you’re gonna start something it’s generally a good idea to do it with someone that can’t kill you. You’d think he’d figure that out.
I don’t think he sent me anything. I can dig through the emails and check though. What are you looking for? I might be able to help you out.
Can I post a map for you and you tell me if there’s anything stupidly wrong with it? I mean, there will be, just wanting to know or whatever. We need to organize our thoughts about the dreamscape, I guess, and we’ll get back to you.
Sure – send it my way… ahmed dot adoudi at the gmail place.
So if you’re not too busy doing whatever it is you’re doing in NYC and can stand to bring yourself to sit at a computer, you might want to take a look at Ms. St. Feline’s website. I believe that we’ve found a message there (no, not the obvious one on the front page) that might be of interest to you and yours…
Hopefully you’ve followed Dante’s advise and found the butterfly by now. Once transformed, there’s some interesting advise there. One of my friends thinks it describes a “dreamcatcher”.
Hey man,
I wanted to follow-up with you on the scream, dude — I mean, did Emmet show up or *what*??!! I remember it was a big-fucking-deal when he didn’t show up last year , and everyone was all freaked — but like, where’d he go?? And for christ’s sake, how many cats are left bro? I mean, I’m counting (maybe) 4-5 when I go out at night, and there used to be a whole lot more, y’know.
At this point, i’d be happy to run into just about *anyone* in there — even that mumbling POS that St. Feline was so fond of — what happened to *his* creepy ass?
You gotta hit me back bro.
-Obs
tap tap tap
Sploit! Yo!
The advice we found was “Dear Dreamer. The inner diamond shields. Lay before you sleep. Place shield above CROWN. MIND’S EYE connects eight shield points with BLUE and TONE Out to the Old Ones.” But we don’t know that it means!?!?
It seems related to the 7 chakras, and we were wondering if you had any insight.
okay sploit. I cut you a little slack after your little defensive fit earlier, but that was 2 weeks ago. In the meantime, nightmareconfessions seems to have stagnated, BA has been reincarnated as a butterfly, and some of our former compadres have been fingered as serial killers.
So.
What is up??????????
Damn straight, dante. You dead or something? Because I haven’t heard nothing from you emailwise. I hate to be a bastard about it all – know you don’t like computers and everything (so why’d the hell’d you move to NY again?) and all that, but seriously, you’re the only person around we can actually sort of contact and yell at. So if you can not be dead, that’d be great.
Oh, also, dreamgirl wants to tell you dreamers to be careful. Because, y’know, you guys are always BASE jumping and cliffdiving.
And do be careful Sploit… the nightmares have gotten very powerful lately and I can only wonder what’s going to happen to you all… I know I sense danger in the dreamscape and it’s been bothering me for a while… so please let me know you’re ok… ok? I’m worried about you all and want to make sure you’re still alive since I know I’m lucky to be alive lately… :-) Nightmareconfessions needs and update too since I know I’ve had some pretty bad ones since it last updated… you know what they are too… if you can still hear them…
I have a message for you.
“CAREFUL DREAMER
SACHO”
Consider it delivered.
SPLOIT. WE HAVE HEARD BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU. Someone–I think Max–is trying to find you. Where’ve ya been? B.A.’s going nuts, can you get back to us and let us know you’re okay? Maybe call in, or post on the blog, or somehow let us know that you’re okay! And while you’re at it, let us know what you’ve been seein’.
okay so apparently we are supposed try to ‘SHIELD’ you, perhaps using an inner diamond, or perhaps just by dint of our brilliance and overall kick-assedness. However, you are making it very difficult to do much of anything for you because we don’t even know where you are. So, um, yea. do whatever you want.